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Big brain acquired

"There is nothing more that I can teach you. You are now the smartest person in the world."

The 64 day slog of quadratic formulas, drag coefficients, and 'win an online debate' challenges was finally complete for Craig Gardner. He as reached 100 intelligence, and is now smart enough to come up with a cure for cancer. Yet he still couldn't tell you why the Mini Countryman is so OP in rally.

With this out of the way, Craig can finally begin to learn how to actually drive... just as soon as he learns how to talk to people better to get more money. Indeed, it's strange how the road to being the best driver possible doesn't involve a lot of actual driving at first.

on 2022-07-26 10:00:14 by Ohayoghurt