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I do declare!

As gentlemen, I can both commend your uncouth calling out of our great nation, and condemn it forthwith!

I know you frequent the forum good sir, and accordingly you have been made aware of the state of resurgence within our ranks, and the likely two or so softer seasons of competition we will contest... But to deny a man a tea break!? How dare thee! How very dare thee! Queen Elizabeth II herself taketh tea and nary an Englishman would flout such regal tradition enjoyed by any and all.
One must remember the difficulty with which an Englishman doth race, three piece flame resistant suits are engineered both for racing comfort and safety, and the ability to hop out of ones motorvehicle and immediately attend tea without the need to change ones attire is essential!

Rule #1 in Britain: Be prepared to entertain the Queen for tea at any, and all hours

If you wish to take tea in a squidgy bottle sir. Then that is with you. You will not find a straight-laced British gentleman taking tea in anything but the suitable crockery, or one of those £1 SportsDirect mugs if one is particularly dehydrated. Though we will not simply take tea upon the paddock veranda, but retire to the nearest local manor house, castle ground or picturesque garden (with water feature) with which to consume our beverage.

Now, hast thou any further musing we need address? My pocket watch doth tick to the hour and my bedside lantern will not illuminate itself, and I need to be up for breakfast tea at 06:00 and attend a queue for several hours before brunch.