プレスリリース - Employee position available

Employee position available

Employee position available.
Last season we hired quite a few new employees to this team. We used our Soviet-era high school aptitude tests to determine the best positions for everyone. We are glad to announce we still have a position open , we would only take applications from someone who has a Mechanical ability. There will be testing for qualified applicants to successfully complete.
We are also happy to announce that most of the personnel hired are very compatible. But on a sadder note we had to let 2 employees go on their way. 1 was tested to show he would be a great litter-picker , and his country's construction unions even rated him as 1 of the best to lean on a shovel but he would constantly disappear after clocking-in and not reappear until clocking-out. The other we found out after having him visit a psychiatrist was allergic to work. We are sorry to say we fired these 2. and that is why we still have 1 position open.
As before the requirements are the same except that Mechanical ability is also now a prerequisite. Applications are taken only in person at our Indiana/USA world headquarters.