Comunicados de Prensa - "I thought I was done with school!"

"I thought I was done with school!"

Craig Gardner heads towards his classroom desk for the 13th day in a row, and breathes a heavy sigh of anguish. "Is this really necessary?" he thinks to himself, as he prepares to be taught once again that 2 x 2 is 4 and that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

It doesn't make much sense to the 18 year old prospect that being here instead of racing could help him become faster in the future. But the powers that be insist that in order to become an F1 champion, he must first become so big brained that the sheer weight of his brain could crush a small child*.

Such is the weird life of MRC, where 4D warp travel is a thing, money grows on trees, and Robert Kubica can be a world champion. In other news, Gardner finished 6th in the WRS Junior Monte Carlo Rally, and won a stage in the process.

*Please do not crush a small child.